I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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