Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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