Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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