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• (720): View more from Colorado

  When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy

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• (858): View more from California

  I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

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• (562): View more from California

  So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (716): View more from New York

  nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...

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