Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?