let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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