JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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