Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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