Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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