I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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