going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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