Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
