eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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