awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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