Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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