i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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