You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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