She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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