i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the liver wants what the liver wants
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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