woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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