So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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