Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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