we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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