and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's official drugs can't kill me
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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