i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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