Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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