Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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