keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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