you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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