Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
