IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I currently don't understand fingers.
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