am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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