did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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