True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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