How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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