my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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