I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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