I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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