I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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