Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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