if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
not ubering you a puppy
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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