did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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