Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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