i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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