I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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