somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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