roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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