can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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