I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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