ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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