apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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