Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
