Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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