please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
im on a boat
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