I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the liver wants what the liver wants
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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