Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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