Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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