About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this beer tastes like vomit already
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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