At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
