dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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